Try teaching a child how to cook a good steak on the grill, come back in twenty minutes and see how well they do. A lot of people might say that their child is really intelligent, but they could not be less correct. Children don't know how to talk for the first few years of their life, and when they do they ask the most inane questions like "where do babies come from?" and are easily entertained by things like "peekaboo" that smart people with object permanence would totally see right through. They talk to imaginary people, often with incorrect grammar, and they are terrible at math. What's worse is that they're too stupid to realize that they're stupid, and it's our sad and sorry job to just grit our teeth and pretend that anything they say makes sense.
